Rahsia Bantal

Posted by Lieza Sakura | 10:16 PM

1) Memeluk Bantal

Mereka yang suka memeluk bantal biasanya berjiwa seni. Mereka mempunyai penghargaan yang tinggi terhadap lukisan, muzik dan sastera. Perasaan mereka halus dan jiwa mereka romantik. Kadangkala ada yang boleh membaca peristiwa yang akan berlaku melalui mimpi. Mereka juga sangat prihatin terhadap kesusilaan.

2) Menggunakan Banyak Bantal

Mereka biasanya kurang kenyakinan. Dalam kehidupan seharian mereka memerlukan banyak pendamping. Mereka jarang membuat keputusan sendiri, sebaliknya mendapatkan pandangan orang lain.


3) Tidur Dengan Satu Bantal

Mereka bukan jenis mengada-ngada dan boleh menerima keadaan seadanya. Mereka juga membuat keputusan berdasarkan fikiran dan bukan nafsu semata-mata.


4) Meletakkan Bantal Di Bawah Kaki

Mereka mempunyai sifat kurang baik. Mereka jarang bergaul dgn org ramai, malah kaku dalam pergaulan. Ini menyebabkan mereka cenderung bersifat egois. Mereka juga gemar menempuh jalan pintas untuk mencapai cita2. Mereka tdk suka berusaha.

5) Tidur tanpa Bantal

Mereka memiliki sifat percaya diri yang sangat tinggi. Kadangkala sifat percaya diri ini akhirnya akan membawa kepada sifat ego.


6) Tidak punya bantal

Kasihan betul... pergi kedai belilah satu

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

Posted by Lieza Sakura | 10:27 PM

Lesson 1

A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I
will swing by the house to pick my things up'
' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'

You'll love the answer....

The wife replied, ' I did. They're in your fishing box ...'


Lesson 2
A Mom went to visit her son Kumar for dinner and found that Kumar had a
girl by the name of Sunita for a housemate...

During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible
relationship between the two...

Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Sunita interacted,
the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his
housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother even more curious..

Reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking but I assure you, Sunita and I are just housemates".

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said," Well, I doubt it but I'll
email her just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote to his mother :

Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house. I'm not
saying that you did not take the silver plate ....But the fact remains that

it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner ...


Love,
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read :

Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you
do not sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the
pillow..

Love,
Mom

Lesson to be learnt :
Don't Lie To Your Mother
She's Smarter Than You Think She Is ....

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

SHORT JOKES

Posted by Lieza Sakura | 3:09 PM

#1
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

#2

Sardar was fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

#3
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

#4

Sardarjoined a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

#5
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

#6
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

#7
Sardar: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you..
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

#8
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

#9
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was the same king's skeleton when he was a child.

BLACK BOX

Posted by Lieza Sakura | 2:37 PM

3 ladies were on a flight. Suddenly the pilot informed them that therewas a technical problem and the plane was going to crash into the sea.

AChinese lady quickly took her cosmetics set out and started to dollherself up. A Malay lady beside her questioned her on her actions.

The Chinese lady replied that if she looked beautiful, the guyscoming to rescue survivors would usually save the pretty ladies first.

On hearing this, the Malay lady started to put on all her jewelleries.

An Indian woman sitting beside the Malay lady was curious and questioned her.

The Malay lady said that the rescuers would save her because she would easily be identified by the glitter of her jewels.

Then the Indian woman started taking her clothes off. Both the Chinese and Malay ladies were shocked and questioned her. The Indian woman then replied that rescue teams do not usually look for survivors. They usually look for the "Black Box" first!